At work tonight, I had an interesting conversation with one of my very witty co-workers. We were talking about favorite quotes {no idea why} and he mentioned one of his that I had never heard before...
An awkward morning beats a boring night...
Although so very true in most cases, I have drawn up a couple conclusions from this statement.
A. Anyone old enough to drink {legally of course} is too old to wear a t-shirt with sayings on it. (Which would probably put Spencer's out of business-let's be real-grown men and women wearing these types of shirts obviously are single for a reason and if they are not single, then the guys and gals wearing these shirts are clearly dating each other...)
B. Surprisingly enough, I have never had an awkward morning-which means I have lived a lot of boring nights, but that is something I am totally okay with
C. People that manage to be drawn on, surrounded by beer bottles or saran wrapped from head to toe have really bad friends for 2 reasons. (1. who lets a friend get this drunk and 2. karma is a b*tch...so look out for yours)
*Based on how drunk this guy is, I am quite surprised at how well his friends were able to surround his body with empty beer bottles so neatly because obviously they were pretty blitzed as well.
Here's to hoping that I never have an awkward morning and that my friends are kind enough to keep me out of trouble to avoid an awkward morning. I don't know about you, but I would not trade 100 boring nights to experience an awkward morning that ended like this...
At least he has a comfy place to sleep and a cool sombrero...here's to looking at the *bright*side!
PS- If my night ever ended like this, I would want a full video of how I got from point A to point Z so I can know what never do again...
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